literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
the CO2 emissions from my sighs are the true cause of global warming
Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket
YOU’RE NOT A CAT
YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
Spoken Word by ???? Okay I wrote it… I’ll admit my mooshieness.